[[MORE]] Today was an okay day. Most things went well, but a few things did not go so well. First I woke up and took the Human Geo test. Actually first I woke up at like 4 and my throat was on fire so I forced myself to drink some water and go back sleep. Then I woke up again and unfortunately my throat was still on fire and I still hadn’t learned anything about humans or about geography....
MAY 15, 2013
fuckinghomepage: IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE GREAT PYRAMIDS USED TO BE COVERED IN POLISHED WHITE LIMESTONE? LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL AT IT. PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY: MOTHERFUCKER WAS MAKING COMEDIES BEFORE THEY WERE FUNNY. more» EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS: HOW BADLY WOULD A NUKE FUCK YOU UP? more» ...
sometimes I am amazed by my own cleverness h4 h4...
Bryan Yan: how ready are you for apush
Andy Lai: 0
Bryan Yan: LOL
Bryan Yan: how much did oyu go over?
Bryan Yan: how late you stayin up today
Andy Lai: idk
Andy Lai: however late it takes to read through
Andy Lai: crash course
Bryan Yan: how far are you
Andy Lai: at this rate approximately 6 million years give or take an epoch
katherlne: katherlne: I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t u did not #CZSWAG
Some thoughts [[MORE]] Have you ever wondered about the way we become emotionally invested in people and animals and objects? It’s like that one scene in Community’s pilot episode where Jeff Winger is confronted about why he’s in the study group and he makes up this beautifully bullshitted speech and in the speech he takes a pencil and names it Steve I think can’t really...
musicismylifeamy asked: 1,8,32,57,97 i just picked these numbers cause i liked them and good luck with your procrastination
Prepping for bio, AMA including these questions!!
QUESTIONS NOT USUALLY ASKED: PLEASE!!!
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
No credit due, I didn't make these up.
Track is finally over! Frustration, PR’s, sweat, miles, fun times at Sweet Tomatoes, making new friends! It’s been a good season.
Running a PR and then being home alone and eating pizza in your boxers is one of the better feelings.
When you accidentally click on a link, and know...
Another season of track has come and gone. Tomorrow will be my last personal meet of the season. Here is one of the most important lessons I’ve learned. [[MORE]] When I was younger I used to fight with my mom a lot. She used to be a much more active participant in everything I did, mainly school and piano. I still remember the days of her shoving 3x3 equations down my throat (I’m...
[[MORE]] MVAL’s day 1 - frosh/soph and jv I volunteered at what supposedly what the snack shack, but I got there early and it was completely staffed by parents so Addison put me at the gate with Daniel. Our job was to make sure only runners entered because the other people had to go through the main gate and pay. Even if I gained 150 pounds of muscle and grew six inches, I could never be...
APCS in 7 hours things are looking grim ______________________ APCS in 6 hours things are looking slightly less grim ______________________ APCS in 5 hours I feel like a pirate when learning about arrays. arr
Anonymous asked: ANDY JUST READ YOUR RUNNING POST AND CONGRATS ON PRS! MAKE ME PROUD NEXT WEEK :,)
Andy Lai: cz doin the loggin on at 1:15
Andy Lai: i like it
chris: where you at
Andy Lai: at home
Andy Lai: ??
Andy Lai: LOL
Andy Lai: what
chris: i dont even know why i asked
chris: that question
Men of success meet with tragedy. It was the will of God that I won the...– Abebe Bikila, two-time Olympic marathon winner and former world record holder, on becoming paralyzed below the waist
Needed a haircut. Took a nap. Woke up to get haircut. Realized I was wearing undershirt. Predicament: Do I go out wearing this or change, and then get hair all over the other shirt? Decide to just go out because I wouldn’t see anybody. Run into Abhi, James, Crystal, and Amy, and later Lindsey. ]:
Yay for taper ^_^
[[MORE]] PERSONAL RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD wait no DOUBLE PERSONAL RECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD Okay so after an entire year of plateauing I finally put to rest the 5:29 demon and busted at a 5:14 1600m at the last meet of the year, Logan!!! I also ran a 2:18 800m after running a 2:22 and then a 2:23. So let’s talk about how I did it. Well, first I got milk tea with...
General Jinzo Admiral Andy Dynamic Duo
Jin Peng: can everybody calm the fuck down
Jin Peng: nixon
Jin Peng: is going through some tough shit
Jin Peng: with this water gate shit
Andy Lai: yeah he tried to nix that one but it just got him in even more trouble
Kelsey Lam: at least i didn't backstab the democrats
Jin Peng: he opened the floodgates
Jin Peng: to his demise it seems
Andy Lai: yeah he opened the floodgates
Andy Lai: fortunately we had another president to ford that river
Andy Lai: then the guy after him didn't really do a great job because he didn't haev a solid foreign policy
Andy Lai: too much beating around the bush it seems
Jin Peng: yeah our current president ought to build some barracks
Andy Lai: and then after bush
Kelsey Lam: irrelevant
Andy Lai: reagan just crushed the democrats
Andy Lai: it was like they had a blunderbuss and he had somesort of a ray gun
Andy Lai: oh wait did i miss jimmy carter
Kelsey Lam: i did not like him
Kelsey Lam: yeah
Kelsey Lam: i was going to say that
Andy Lai: damnit
Jin Peng: brb
Jin Peng: cat on fire
[1: 05:15 AM] *** Jin Peng has left ***
Andy Lai: brb
Andy Lai: pool on fire
[1: 05:23 AM] *** Andy Lai has left ***
chris: I DIDNT
chris: PROCRASTINATE HARD ENOUGH
Idon’tcare how clean the keyboard is if you BREAK THE SPACEBAR
[[MORE]] Moreau! Ran 400 and 800 once again to work on my mid-distance events. Ran a 57.31 400, 0.06 seconds off my PR which I set last meet against American/Kennedy. Moreau’s a very small team and didn’t field anybody for varsity 400 so I was worried I wouldn’t have any competition. Well it turned out Rishabh, who was super fast last year, got injured, got injured, and...
How to Diplomatic
Bryan Yan: you have to have the perfect dude to actual substance ratio
Anonymous asked: Please tell us about your prom ask!!
Okay I’m listening to this artist called City and Colour His name is Dallas Green
Finished MC week! Two almost mistake-free assemblies. Much, much cleaner than last year. Finally asked Kelsey to prom haha. TSM is in first place! For now. Everything else kind of sucked.